Text Acronyms, Abbreviations and Shorthand

Text Acronyms have compiled a list of acronyms, abbreviations and shorthand commonly used for texting, chat and instant messaging. The objective of text message shorthand is to use the least number of characters but still convey a comprehensible message with punctuation, grammar, and capitalisation being mostly ignored.

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  • !I have a comment
  • *$Starbucks
  • ,!!!!Talk to the hand
  • 02Your (or my) two cents worth
  • 10Qthank you
  • 1174Nude club
  • 121One to one
  • 1337Elite
  • 143I love you
  • 1432I love you too
  • 14AA41One for all and all for one
  • 182I hate you
  • 190 hand
  • 20Location
  • 2B or not 2BTo be or not to be
  • 2b@To be at
  • 2BZ4UQTToo busy for you cutey
  • 2G2B4GToo good to be forgotten
  • 2G2BTToo good to be true
  • 2moroTomorrow
  • 2niteTonight
  • 2U2To you yoo
  • 404I haven't a clue
  • 411Information
  • 420Marijuana
  • 459I love you
  • 4COLFor crying out loud
  • 4EAEForever and ever
  • 4evaForever
  • 4everForever
  • 4NRForeigner
  • 4QF*** you
  • 511Too much information
  • 53XSex
  • 5FS5 finger salute
  • 8Oral sex
  • 831I love you
  • 86To be kicked out (or banned)
  • 9Parent is watching
  • 99Parent is no longer watching
  • ::poof::I'm gone
  • <3heart
  • ?I have a question
  • ?^hook up?
  • @TEOTDAt the end of the day
  • \M/Heavy metal music
  • ^5High five
  • ^RUP^Read up please
  • ^URSUp yours

A

  • ASLPAge, sex, location, picture
  • A3Anyplace anywhere anytime
  • AAFAlways and forever
  • AAFAs a friend
  • AAKAsleep at keyboard
  • AAMOFAs a matter of fact
  • AAMOIAs a matter of interest
  • AARAt any rate
  • AAR8At any rate
  • AASAlive and smiling
  • AATKAlways at the keyboard
  • AAYFAs always your friend
  • ABAss backwards
  • ab/abtabout
  • ABT2About to
  • ACDAlt control delete
  • ACEAccess control entry
  • ACKAcknowledgement
  • ADADAnother day another dollar
  • ADBBAll done bye bye
  • addyAddress
  • ADIHAnother day in hell
  • ADIPAnother day in paradise
  • ADNAny day now
  • ADRAddress
  • ADVDAdvised
  • AEAPAs early as possible
  • AFAGAYA friend as good as you
  • AFAICAs far as I'm concerned
  • AFAICSAs far as I can see
  • AFAICTAs far as I can tell
  • AFAIKAs far as I know
  • AFAIRAs far as I remember
  • AFAIUAs far as I understand
  • AFAIUIAs far as I understand it
  • AFAPAs far as possible
  • AFAYCAs far as you're concerned
  • AFCAway from computer
  • AFDNAny f***ing day now
  • AFIAAAs far as I am aware
  • AFJApril fools joke
  • AFKA free kill
  • AFKAway from keyboard
  • AFPOEA fresh pair of eyes
  • AFTAbout f***ing time
  • AFZAcronym free zone
  • AGBAlmost good bridge
  • AGKWEAnd God knows what else
  • AIAMUAnd I'm a monkey's uncle
  • AightAll right
  • AIHAs it happens
  • AIMBAs I mentioned before
  • AIMPAlways in my prayers
  • AISBAs I said before
  • AISEAs I said earlier
  • AISIAs I see it
  • AITRAdult in the room
  • AKAAlso known as
  • ALAPAs late as possible
  • alconAll concerned
  • ALOLActually laughing out loud
  • ALTGAct locally think globally
  • AMAPAs many (or much) as possible
  • AMBWAll my best wishes
  • AMFAdios mother f***er
  • AMLAll my love
  • AOASAll of a sudden
  • AOBAbuse of bandwidth
  • AONApropos of nothing
  • APApple pie
  • ARAction required
  • ASAnother subject
  • ASApe sh**
  • ASAFPAs soon as f***ing possible
  • ASAMOFAs a matter of fact
  • ASAPAs soon as possible
  • ASAYGTAs soon as you get this
  • ASLAge, sex, location
  • ASLMHAge, sex, location, music, hobbies
  • ATABAin't that a bitch
  • ATCAny two cards
  • ATMAt the moment
  • ATMAutomated teller machine
  • ATMAsynchronous transfer mode
  • ATSLAlong the same line
  • ATSTAt the same time
  • ATWAll (or around) the web
  • ATWAll the way
  • ATWDAgree that we disagree
  • AUNTAnd you know this
  • AUNTMAnd you know this man
  • AWCAfter while crocodile
  • AWHFYAre we having fun yet?
  • AWLTPAvoiding work like the plague
  • AWNIACAll we need is another chair
  • AWOLAbsent without official leave
  • AWTTWA word to the wise
  • AYCAren't you clever (or cheeky)
  • AYCEAll you can eat
  • AYKAs you know
  • AYORAt your own risk
  • AYSOSAre you stupid or something?
  • AYTMTBAnd you're telling me this because
  • AYVAre you vertical?

B

  • B&FBack and forth
  • B/CBecause
  • B4Before
  • B4NBye for now
  • B4UBefore you
  • B4YKIBefore you know it
  • BABYBeing annoyed by you
  • BACBad ass chick
  • BAGBusting a gut (or big ass grin)
  • BAKBack at keyboard
  • BAMFBad ass mother f***er
  • bananaCode word for penis
  • BARBBuy abroad but rent in Britain
  • BAUBusiness as usual
  • BBBe back (or buzzard breath)
  • BBLBe back later
  • BB4NBye bye for now
  • BBBBoring beyond belief
  • BBBBye bye babe
  • BBBGBye bye be good
  • BBFBBMBody by Fisher brains by Mattel
  • BBFNBye bye for now
  • BBIABBe back in a bit
  • BBIAFBe back in a few
  • BBIASBe back in a sec
  • BBIAWBe back in a while
  • BBLBe back later
  • BBMFICBig bad mother f***er in charge
  • BBRBurnt beyond repair
  • BBSBe back soon
  • BBSBulletin board service
  • BBSDBe back soon darling
  • BBSLBe back sooner or later
  • BBTBe back tomorrow
  • BBWBig beautiful woman
  • BCBecause
  • BCBGBelle cu belle geulle
  • BCBGBon chic bon genre
  • BCBSBig company big school
  • BCNUBe seeing you
  • bcozBecause
  • BDBaby dance
  • BDBig deal
  • BDBrain drain
  • BDCBig dumb company
  • BDCBig dot com
  • BDNBig damn number
  • BEGBig evil grin
  • BFBest friend
  • BFBoyfriend
  • BFDBig f***ing deal
  • BFFBest friends forever
  • BFFNBest friends for now
  • BFNBye for now
  • BFRBig f***ing rock
  • BGBe good
  • BHAGBig hairy audacious goal
  • BHGBig hearted girl
  • BHGBig hearted guy
  • BHOFBald headed old fart
  • BIBusiness intelligence
  • BI5Back in five minutes
  • BIBIBye bye
  • BIBOBeer in beer out
  • BIFBasis in fact
  • BIFBefore I forget
  • BILBoss is listening
  • BILBrother-in-law
  • BIOBring it on
  • BIOIYABreak it off in your ass
  • BIONBelieve it or not
  • BIOYEBlow it out your ear
  • BIOYIOPBlow it out your I/O port
  • BIOYNBlow it out your nose
  • BITCHBasically in the clear homey
  • BITDBack in the day
  • BITFOBBring it the f*** on bitch
  • BJBlow job
  • BKABetter known as
  • BLBelly laughing
  • BLBBLBBack like bull brain like bird
  • BlkbryBlackberry
  • BMBite me
  • BMFBad mother f***er
  • BMGWLBusting my gut with laughter
  • BMOCBig man on campus
  • BMOFBite me old fart
  • BMOTABite me on the ass
  • BMSBaby making sex
  • BNDNBeen nowhere done nothing
  • BNFBig name fan
  • BOBody odour
  • BOBug off
  • BOBBattery operated boyfriend
  • BOFHBastard operator from hell
  • BOHICABend over here it comes again
  • BONBelieve it or not
  • BOTECBack of the envelope calculation
  • BOTOHBut on the other hand
  • BPLMBig person little mind
  • BRBathroom
  • BRBBe right back
  • BRTBe right there
  • BSBig smile
  • BSBull sh**
  • BSBrain strain
  • BSAAWBig smile and a wink
  • BSEGBig sh** eating grin
  • BSFBut seriously folks
  • BSODBlue screen of death
  • BTBite this
  • BTABefore the attacks
  • BTABut then agains
  • BTDBored to death
  • BTDTBeen there done that
  • BTFOBack the f*** off
  • BTFOBend the f*** over
  • BTHOOMBeats the heck out of me
  • BTNBetter than nothing
  • BTOIYABe there or it's your ass
  • BTSOOMBeats the sh** out of me
  • BTTTBack to the top
  • BTTTBump to the top
  • BTWBy the way
  • BTWBOBe there with bells on
  • BUFFBig ugly fat f***
  • BWBest wishes
  • BWDIKBut what do I know
  • BWLBursting with laughter
  • BWOBlack, white or other
  • BWTMBut wait there's more
  • BYKTBut you knew that
  • BYOABring your own Advil
  • BYOBBring your own beer
  • BYOBBring your own bottle
  • BYOWBuild your own website
  • BYOWBring your own wine
  • BZBusy

C

  • C-PSleepy
  • C-TCity
  • C/PCross post
  • C/SChange of subject
  • C4NCiao for now
  • CAACCool as a cucumber
  • CASCrack a smile
  • CBCall back
  • CBChat brat
  • CBCoffee break
  • CBBCan't be bothered
  • CBFCan't be f***ed
  • CBJCovered blow job
  • CD9Code 9 (parents are around)
  • CFCoffee freak
  • CFVCall for vote
  • CHAClick here asshole
  • CICOCoffee in coffee out
  • CICYHWCan I copy your homework?
  • CIDConsider it done
  • CIDCrying in disgrace
  • CILCheck in later
  • CLMCareer limiting move
  • CMCall me
  • CMAPCover my ass partner
  • CMFCount my fingers
  • CMIWCorrect me if I'm wrong
  • CMUCrack me up
  • CNPContinued in next post
  • COBClose of business
  • COBRASCome on by right after school
  • CODChange of dressing
  • Cof$Church of Scientology
  • CofSChurch of Scientology
  • COSChange of subject
  • CQRTSecurity
  • CRAFTCan't remember a f***ing thing
  • CRATCan't remember a thing
  • CRBCome right back
  • CRBTCrying real big tears
  • CRDCaucasian rhythm disorder
  • CRDTCHCKCredit check
  • CRSCan't remember sh**
  • CSCareer suicide
  • CSACool sweet awesome
  • CSLCan't stop laughing
  • CSNChuckle snicker grin
  • CTCan't talk
  • CTACall to action
  • CTCCare to chat?
  • CTCChoking the chicken
  • CTCContact
  • CTFOCome the f*** on
  • CTMQChuckle to myself quietly
  • CTOCheck this out
  • CUCracking up
  • CUSee you
  • CU46See you for sex
  • CUATUSee you around the universe
  • CUL8RSee you later
  • CULASee you later alligator
  • CUNSSee you in school
  • CUOLSee you online
  • CUWTACatch up with the acronyms
  • CUZBecause
  • CWOTComplete waste of time
  • CWYLChat with you later
  • CXCancelled
  • CYCalm yourself
  • CYACover your ass
  • CYASee ya
  • CYECheck your email
  • CYLSee you later
  • CYMCheck your mail
  • CYOSee you online
  • CYTSee you tomorrow

D

  • D&MDeep and meaningful
  • D/CDisconnected
  • daThere
  • DAMHIKTDon't ask me how I know that
  • DARFCDucking and running for cover
  • DBADoing business as
  • DBABAIDon't be a bitch about it
  • DBDDon't be dumb
  • DBEYRDon't believe everything you read
  • DDDue diligence
  • DDSOSDifferent day same old sh**
  • defDefinitely
  • DEGTDon't even go there
  • demThem
  • deseThese
  • DETIDon't even think It
  • deyThey
  • DFDear friend
  • DFIKDarn if I know
  • DFLADisenhanced four-letter acronym
  • DGADon't go anywhere
  • DGTDon't go there
  • DGTGDon't go there girlfriend
  • DGYFDamn girl you're fine
  • DHDear husband
  • DHYBDon't hold your breath
  • DIAFDie in a fire
  • DICDrunk in charge
  • DIKUDo I know you?
  • DILLIGADDo I look like I give a damn
  • DILLIGASDo I look like I give a sh**
  • DINKDouble incomes no kids
  • DIRFTDo it right the first time
  • DISTODid I say that outloud?
  • DITRDancing in the rain
  • DITYIDDid I tell you I'm distressed
  • DIYDo it yourself
  • DKDCDon't Know Don't Care
  • DLDead link
  • DLDown low
  • DLDownload
  • DLTBBBDon't let the bed bugs bite
  • DLTMDon't lie to me
  • DMIDon't mention it
  • DNBL8Do not be late
  • DNCDoes not compute
  • DNDDo not disturb
  • DOCDrug of choice
  • DOEDepends on experience
  • DPDomestic partner
  • DPSDamage per second
  • DPUPDon't poop your pants
  • DQMOTDon't quote me on this
  • DQYDJDon't quit your day job
  • DRBDirty rat bastard
  • DRIBDon't read if busy
  • DSTR8Damn straight
  • DTCDeep throaty chuckle
  • DTRTDo the right thing
  • DUIDriving under the influence
  • DUMDo you masturbate?
  • DUNADon't use no acronyms
  • dunnoI don't know
  • DURSDamn you are sexy
  • DUSLDo you scream loud?
  • DUSTDid you see that?
  • DWBDon't write back
  • DWBHDon't worry be happy
  • DWIDriving while intoxicated
  • DWSDriving while stupid
  • DWYMDoes what you mean
  • DYFMDude you fascinate me
  • DYHABDo you have a boyfriend?
  • DYHAGDo you have a girlfriend
  • DYJHIWDon't you just hate it when...
  • DYLIDo you love it?
  • DYOFDWDo your own f***ing dirty work

E

  • E123Easy as one two three
  • E2HOEach to his (or her) own
  • EAKEating at keyboard
  • EEElectronic emission
  • EEEmployee
  • EEsEmployees
  • effinF***ing
  • EFTElectronic funds transfer
  • EGEvil grin
  • ELEvil laugh
  • EMExcuse me
  • EMAEmail address
  • EMFBIExcuse me for butting in
  • EMFJIExcuse me for jumping in
  • EMIExcuse my ignorance
  • EMLEmail me ;ater
  • EMRTWEvil monkey's rule the world
  • EMSGEmail message
  • EODEnd of day
  • EODEnd of discussion
  • EOLEnd Of life
  • EOMEnd Of message
  • EOTEnd of thread
  • ESADEat sh** and die
  • ESHExperience strength and hope
  • ESMFEat sh** mother f***er
  • ESOEquipment smarter than operator
  • ETAEstimated time of arrival
  • ETAEdited to add
  • every1Everyone
  • evre1Everyone
  • EWIEmailing while intoxicated
  • EZEasy

F

  • F2FFace-to-face
  • FABFeatures attributes benefits
  • FAHF***ing a hot
  • FAPF***ing a pissed
  • FAQLFrequently asked questions list
  • FAWCFor anyone who cares
  • FAYF*** all y'all
  • FBF*** buddy
  • FBFacebook
  • FBIF***ing brilliant idea
  • FBIFederal Bureau of Investigation
  • FBIFemale body inspector
  • FBKSFailure between keyboard and seat
  • FCFSFirst come first served
  • FCOLFor crying out loud
  • FDGBFall down go boom
  • FEFatal error
  • FFFriends forever
  • FF&PNFresh fields and pastures new
  • FFSFor f*** sake
  • FGDAIForget about it
  • FIFF*** I'm funny
  • FIFOFirst in first out
  • FIIKF*** if I know
  • FILFather-in-law
  • FILFFather I'd like to f***
  • FILTHFailed in London try Hong Kong
  • FISHFirst in still here
  • FITBFill in the blanks
  • FLAFour letter acronym
  • FLUIDF***ing look it up I did
  • FMUTAF*** me up the ass
  • FNGF***ing new guy
  • FOF*** off
  • FOADF*** off and die
  • FOAFFriend of a friend
  • FOAGF*** off and Google
  • FOCFree of charge
  • FOFLFalling on floor laughing
  • FOGCFear of getting caught
  • FOLFond of leather
  • FOMCFell off my chair
  • FOMCLFalling off my chair laughing
  • FORDFixed or repaired daily
  • FORDFound on road dead
  • FOSFull of sh**
  • FOUOFor official use only
  • FREDF***ing ridiculous electronic device
  • FSFor sale
  • FSBOFor sale by owner
  • FSRFor some reason
  • FSUF*** sh** up
  • FTASBFaster than a speeding bullet
  • FTBOMHFrom the bottom of my heart
  • FTEFull time employee
  • FTFFace to face
  • FTFF*** that's funny
  • FTFOIFor the f*** of it
  • FTFOIFor the fun of it
  • FTLFaster than light
  • FTLOGFor the love of God
  • FTNF*** that noise
  • FTRFor the record
  • FTRFF*** that's really funny
  • FTTBFor the time being
  • FTWFor the win
  • FTWF*** the world
  • FU2F*** you too
  • FUBARF***ed up beyond all recognition
  • FUBARF***ed up beyond all repair
  • FUBBF***ed up beyond belief
  • FUJIMOF*** you Jack I'm movin' on
  • FUMF***ed up mess
  • FURTBFilled up and ready to burst
  • FWBFriends with benefits
  • FWDForward
  • FWIWFor what it's worth
  • FWOTF***ing waste of time
  • FYAFor your amusement
  • FYEFor your edification
  • FYEOFor your eyes only
  • FYFFrom your friend
  • FYIFor your information
  • FYIFVF*** you I'm fully vested
  • FYLTGEFrom your lips to Gods ears
  • FYMFor your misinformation

G

  • GGuess
  • GGiggle
  • GGrin
  • G1Good one
  • G2GGot to go
  • G2GLYSGot to go love ya so
  • G4IGo for it
  • G4NGood for nothing
  • GAGo ahead
  • GABGetting a beer
  • GAFLGet a f***ing life
  • GAFYKGet away from your keyboard
  • GAGFIGives a gay first impression
  • GALGet a life
  • GALGALGive a little get a little
  • GALHERGet a load of her
  • GALHIMGet a load of him
  • GANBGetting another neer
  • GAPGay ass people
  • GAPGot a pic?
  • GASGot a second?
  • gawdGod
  • GBGood bridge
  • GBGGreat big grin
  • GBHGreat big hug
  • GBTWGet back to work
  • GCGood crib
  • GD&RGrinning ducking and running
  • GDIGod damn independent
  • GDIGod damn it
  • GDWGrin duck and wave
  • GFGirlfriend
  • GFFGo f***ing figure
  • GFIGo for it
  • GFNGone for now
  • GFONGood for one night
  • GFRGrim file reaper
  • GFTDGone for the day
  • GFYGood for you
  • GFYGo find yourself
  • GFYGo f*** yourself
  • GGGiggling
  • GGGood game
  • GGGotta go
  • GGAGood game all
  • GGGGGod God God God
  • GGNGotta go now
  • GGOHGotta get out of here
  • GGPGotta go pee
  • GGYGo Google yourself
  • GHMGod help me
  • GIGoogle it
  • GICGift in crib
  • GIDKGee I don't know
  • GIGOGarbage in garbage out
  • GILFGrandmother I'd like to f***
  • GIWISTGee I wish I'd said that
  • GJGood job
  • GJPGood job partner
  • GLGet lost
  • GLGood luck
  • GLAGood luck all
  • GLBGood looking boy
  • GLBTGay lesbian bisexual transgender
  • GLGGood looking girl
  • GLGHGood luck and good hunting
  • GLYASDIGod loves you and so do I
  • GMGood morning
  • GMGood move
  • GMABGive me a break
  • GMAFBGive me a f***ing break
  • GMTAGreat minds think alike
  • GMTFTGreat minds think for themselves
  • GNGood night
  • GNBLFYGot nothing but love for you
  • GNOCGet naked on cam
  • GNSDGood night sweet dreams
  • GOIGet over it
  • GOKGod only knows
  • GOLGiggling out loud
  • GOOD jobGet out of debt job
  • GOSGay or straight
  • GOWIGet on with it
  • GOYHHGet off your high horse
  • GR&DGrinning running and ducking
  • GR2BRGood riddance to bad rubbish
  • GR8Great
  • GRASGenerally recognised as safe
  • gratzCongratulations
  • grrlzGirls
  • GRRRGrowling
  • GSCGimme some credit
  • GSOASGo sit on a snake
  • GSOHGood sense of humour
  • GTGood try
  • GTFOGet the f*** out
  • GTFOOHGet the f*** out of here
  • GTGGot to go
  • GTGBGot to go bye
  • GTGPGot to go pee
  • GTHGo to hell
  • GTKGood to know
  • GTMGiggle to myself
  • GTRMGoing to read mail
  • GTSYGlad to see you
  • GUDGeographically undesirable
  • guvmentGovernment
  • GWIGet with it
  • GWSGet well soon
  • GYPOGet your pants off
  • H&KHugs and kisses
  • h/oHold on
  • h/pHold please
  • H2SHere to stay
  • H4UHot for ou
  • H4XX0RHacker (or to be hacked)
  • H9Husband in room
  • HADVDHave advised
  • hag1Have a good one
  • HAGDHave a great day
  • HAGNHave a good night
  • OSTOn second thought
  • OTOff topic
  • OTCOver the counter
  • OTFOff the floor
  • OTFOn the phone (fone)
  • OTHOff the hook
  • OTLOut to lunch
  • OTOHOn the other hand
  • OTPOn the phone
  • OTSOff the shelf
  • OTSOn the scene
  • OTSOn the spot
  • OTTOver the top
  • OTTOMHOff the top of my head
  • OTWOff the wall
  • OUSUOh you shut up
  • OWTTEOr words to that effect
  • OZAustralia

P

  • PPartner
  • P&CPrivate and confidential
  • P-ZAPizza
  • P2C2EProcess too complicated to explain
  • P911Parent alert
  • PAParent alert
  • PALParents are listening
  • PANSPretty awesome new stuff
  • PAWParents are watching
  • PBPotty break
  • PBBParent behind back
  • PBEMPlay by email
  • PBIABPay back is a bitch
  • PBJPeanut butter and jelly
  • PBJPretty boy jock
  • PCPersonal computer
  • PCPolitically correct
  • PCMPlease call me
  • PDPublic domain
  • PDAPersonal digital assistant
  • PDAPublic display of affection
  • PDOMAPulled directly out of my ass
  • PDQPretty darn quick
  • PDSPlease don't shout
  • peepsPeople
  • PFAPlease find attached
  • PFAPulled from ass
  • PFCPretty f***ing cold
  • phatPretty hot and tempting
  • PHBPointy haired boss
  • PHSPointy haired stupidvisor
  • PIAPSPig in a pant suit
  • PICNICProblem in chair not in computer
  • PIFPaid in full
  • PIMPPeeing in my pants
  • PIMPLPeeing in my pants laughing
  • PINPerson in need
  • PIRParent in room
  • PITAPain in the ass
  • pixPhotos
  • pixPictures
  • PLOPeace love out
  • PLOKTAPress lots of keys to abort
  • PLOSParents looking over shoulder
  • PLSPlease
  • PLZPlease
  • PMPersonal message
  • PMPrivate message
  • PMBIPardon my butting in
  • PMFPardon my French
  • PMFPure freaking magic
  • PMFJIPardon me for jumping in
  • PMJIPardon my jumping in
  • PMLPissing myself laughing
  • PMPPeeing my pants
  • PMSLPissed myself laughing
  • PNCAHPlease no cursing allowed here
  • PNDPersonal navigation device
  • PNDPossibly not definitely
  • POPiss off
  • POAHFPut on a happy face
  • POAKPassed out at keyboard
  • POMSParent over my shoulder
  • PONAPerson of no account
  • POPPhoto on profile
  • POPPoint of presence
  • POPPoint of purchase
  • POPPost office protocol
  • POSParent over shoulder
  • POSPiece of sh**
  • POSCPiece of sh** computer
  • POTSPat on the shoulder
  • POTSPlain old telephone system
  • POTUSPresident of the United States
  • POVPoint of view
  • PPPeople
  • PPLPay-per-lead
  • PPLPeople
  • pronPorn
  • PRWParents are watching
  • PSPostScript
  • PSAPublic service announcement
  • PSOProduct superior to operator
  • PTHPrime tanning hours
  • PTMMPlease tell me more
  • PTPPardon the pun
  • PTPOPPat the pissed off primate
  • PUThat stinks
  • puterComputer
  • PVPPlayer versus player
  • PWPassword
  • PWASPrayer wheels are spinning
  • PWCBPerson will call back
  • pwnOwn
  • pwndOwned
  • PWPPlot what plot?

Q

  • QQuestion
  • QQueue
  • Q2CQuick to come
  • QCQuality control
  • QFTQuoted for truth
  • QFTQuit f***ing talking
  • QLQuit laughing
  • QLSReply
  • QOTDQuote of the day
  • QQQuick question
  • QSQuit scrolling
  • QTCutie
  • QYBQuit your bitching

R

  • RAre
  • R&DResearch and development
  • R&RRest and relaxation
  • RATRemotely activated Trojan
  • RB@YaRight back at ya
  • RBAYRight back at you
  • RBTLRead between the lines
  • RCRemote control
  • RCIRectal cranial inversion
  • RERegards
  • REReply
  • REHIHi again
  • RFDRequest for discussion
  • RFPRequest for proposal
  • RFRReally f***ing rich
  • RFSReally f***ing soon
  • RGRRoger
  • RHIPRank has its privileges
  • RHKRoundHouse kick
  • RIMJSReally I'm just saying
  • RIYLRecommended if you like
  • RKBARight to keep and bear arms
  • RLReal life
  • RLCOReal life conference
  • RLFReal life friend
  • RMRemake
  • RMETTHRolling my eyes to the heavens
  • RMLBRead my lips baby
  • RMMAReading my mind again
  • RMMMRead my mail man
  • RNRight now
  • RNNReply not necessary
  • ROFLRolling on floor laughing
  • RORRaffing out roud (Scooby-Doo)
  • ROTFLRolling on the floor laughing
  • ROTGLRolling on the ground laughing
  • ROTMRight on the money
  • RPGRole playing games
  • RRQReturn receipt requested
  • RRRHar har har (instead of LOL)
  • RSNReal soon now
  • RSVPRepondez s'il vous plait (French)
  • RTReal-time
  • RTBReturning to base (home)
  • RTBMRead the bloody manual
  • RTBSReason to be single
  • RTFAQRead the FAQ
  • RTFFRead the f***ing FAQ
  • RTFMRead the f***ing manual
  • RTFQRead the f***ing question
  • RTHRelease the hounds
  • RTKReturn To keyboard
  • RTMRead the manual
  • RTSRead the screen
  • RTSMRead the silly manual
  • RTSSRead the screen stupid
  • RTTSDRight thing to say dude
  • RTWFQRead the whole f***ing question
  • RUAre you
  • RU/18Are you over 18?
  • RUFKMAre you f***ing kidding me?
  • RUHAre you horny?
  • RUMORFAre you male or female?
  • RUNTSAre you nuts?
  • RUOKAre you okay?
  • RUSAre you serious?
  • RUSOSAre you SOS (in trouble)?
  • RUTAre you there?
  • RUUP4ITAre you up for it?
  • RU\\18Are you under 18?
  • RYFMRead your friendly manual
  • RYORoll your own
  • RYSRead your screen

S

  • SSmile
  • S2RSend to receive
  • S2USame to you
  • S4BSh** for brains
  • S4LSpam for life
  • SADADSuck a dick and die
  • SAHMStay at home mom
  • SAIAStupid asses in action
  • SAPFUSurpassing all previous foul ups
  • SBStand by
  • SBISorry 'bout it
  • SBTASorry being thick again
  • SBUGSmall bald unaudacious goal
  • SCNRSorry could not resist
  • SDKScottie doesn't know
  • SDKSoftware development kit
  • secSecond
  • SEDSaid enough darling
  • SEGSh** eating grin
  • SEPSomebody else's problem
  • SETESmiling ear to ear
  • SFScience fiction
  • SFSurfer friendly
  • SFAIAASo far as I am aware
  • SFETESmiling from ear to ear
  • SFLAStupid four letter acronym
  • SFTTMStop f***ing talking to me
  • SFXSound (or stage) effects
  • SHSh** happens
  • SHBShould have been
  • shhhQuiet
  • SHIDSlap head in disgust
  • SHMILYSee how much I love you
  • SICSpelling is correct
  • SICLSitting in chair laughing
  • SICSSitting in chair snickering
  • SIISeriously impaired imagination
  • SILSister-in-law
  • SIPSkiing in powder
  • SITStay in touch
  • SITDStill in the dark
  • SIUPSuck it up pussy
  • SIUYAShove it up your ass
  • sk8erSkater
  • sk8rSkater
  • SLSecond life
  • SLAPSounds like a plan
  • SLAWSounds like a winner
  • SLIRKSmart little rich kid
  • SLMSee last mail
  • SLOMSticking leeches on myself
  • SLTSomething like that
  • SMSenior moment
  • SMAIMSend me an instant message
  • SMBSuck my balls
  • SMESubject matter expert
  • SMEMSend me email
  • SMHShaking my head
  • SMIMSend me an instant message
  • SMOPSmall matter of programming
  • smtSomething
  • SNAFUSituation normal all f***ed up
  • SNAGSensitive new age guy
  • SOSignificant other
  • SOBSon of a b*tch
  • SOBTStressed out big time
  • SODDISome other dude did it
  • SOEStart of exams
  • SOGOPSh** or get off the pot
  • SOHSense of humor
  • SOHFSense of humor failure
  • SOISelf owning idiot
  • SOIARSit on it and rotate
  • sokThat's okay
  • SOLSh** out of luck
  • some1Someone
  • SOMYSick of me yet?
  • SOOYASnake out of your ass
  • SOPStandard operating procedure
  • SorGStraight or gay
  • SOSSave our souls
  • SOSSame old sh**
  • SOTShort on time
  • SOTMGShort on time must go
  • SOWSpeaking of which
  • SOWStatement of work
  • sozSorry
  • SROStanding room only
  • srslySeriously
  • SSCSuper sexy cute
  • SSDDSame sh** different day
  • SSIASubject says it all
  • STBXSoon to be ex
  • STBYSucks to be you
  • STDSeal the deal
  • STDSexually transmitted disease
  • STFUShut the f*** up
  • STFWSearch fhe f***ing web
  • sthSomething
  • STMSpank the monkey
  • STR8Straight
  • STSSo to speak
  • STWSearch the web
  • STYSSpeak to you soon
  • SUShut up
  • SUACSh** up a creek
  • SUAKMShut up and kiss me
  • SUFIShut up f***ing imbecile
  • SUFISuper finger
  • SUFIDScrewing up face in disgust
  • SULSnooze you lose
  • supWhat's up?
  • suxSucks
  • SUYFShut up you fool
  • SWAGScientific wild ass guess
  • SWAGSoftware and giveaways
  • SWAKSealed (or sent) with a kiss
  • SWALKSealed with a loving kiss
  • SWDYTSo what do you think?
  • sweet<3Sweetheart
  • SWFSingle white female
  • SWIMSee what I mean?
  • SWISSee what I'm saying
  • SWLScreaming with laughter
  • SWMBOShe who must be obeyed
  • SWUSo what's up
  • SYLSee you later
  • SYSSee you soon
  • SYTSee you tomorrow

T

  • T&CTerms and conditions
  • T@YLTalk at you later
  • TAThanks again
  • TABOOMATake a bite out of my ass
  • TAFThat's all folks
  • TAFNThat's all for now
  • TAHTake a hike
  • TAKSThat's a knee slapper
  • TAMThanks a million
  • TANJThere ain't no justice
  • TAPTake a pill
  • TARFUThings are really f***ed up
  • TASTaking a shower
  • TAWTeachers are watching
  • TBTitty bar
  • TBATo be advised
  • TBCTo be continued
  • TBDTo be determined
  • TBEThick between the ears
  • TBHTo be honest
  • TBYBTry before you buy
  • TCTake care
  • TCBTrouble came back
  • TCOYTake care of yourself
  • TDMToo darn many
  • TDTMTalk dirty to me
  • TFDSThat's for darn sure
  • TFHThread from hell
  • TFLMSThanks for letting me share
  • TFMThanks from me
  • TFMIUThe f***ing manual is unreadable
  • TFNThanks for nothing
  • TFNTil further notice
  • TFSThanks for sharing
  • TFSThree finger salute
  • TFTHAOTThanks for the help ahead of time
  • TFTTThanks for the thought
  • TFXTraffic
  • TFYSThe f*** you say
  • TGALThink globally act locally
  • TGGTGThat girl (or guy) has got to go
  • TGIFThank God it's Friday
  • THXThanks
  • TIAThanks in advance
  • TIAILThink I am in love
  • TICTongue in cheek
  • TIGASThink I give a sh**
  • TILIITell it like it ss
  • TINGTESThere is no gravity the earth sucks
  • TINWISThat is not what I said
  • TISCThis is so cool
  • TISLThis is so lame
  • TISNCThis is so not cool
  • TISNFThat is so not fair
  • TISNTThat is so not true
  • TKTo come
  • TLAThree letter acronym
  • TLCTender loving care
  • TLGOThe list goes on
  • TLITBCThat's life in the big city
  • TMTrust me
  • TMAToo many acronyms
  • TMIToo much information
  • TMSGOToo much sh** going on
  • TNATemporarily not available
  • TNCTongue in cheek
  • TNTTil next time
  • TNTLTrying not to laugh
  • TNXThanks
  • TOMTomorrow
  • TOPCATil our paths cross again
  • TOTTons of time
  • TOYThinking of you
  • TPTeam player
  • TPTeleport
  • TPCThe phone company
  • TPSThat's pretty stupid
  • TPTTrailer park trash
  • TPTBThe powers that be
  • TQMTotal quality management
  • TRAMThe rest are mine
  • TRDMCTears running down my cheeks
  • TRPTelevision rating points
  • TSTotally stinks
  • TSTough sh**
  • TSIAThis says it all
  • TSIFThank science it's Friday
  • TSNFThat's so not fair
  • TSOBTough son of a b*tch
  • TSRTotally stuck in RAM
  • TSRTotally stupid rules
  • TSRATwo shakes of a rat's ass
  • TSTBThe sooner the better
  • TTBig tease
  • TTATap that ass
  • TTBOMKTo the best of my knowledge
  • TTFNTa ta for now
  • TTGTime to go
  • TTIOTThe truth is out there
  • TTKSFTrying to keep a straight face
  • TTMFTa ta mofo
  • TTSText to speech
  • TTTThat's the ticket
  • TTTThought that too
  • TTTTo the top
  • TTTHTalk to the hand
  • TTTKATime to totally kick ass
  • TTTTTo tell the truth
  • TTULTalk to you later
  • TTYAWFNTalk to you a while from now
  • TTYIAFTalk (or type) to you in a few
  • TTYLTalk (or type) to you later
  • TTYTTalk to you tomorrow
  • TWHABThis won't hurt a bit
  • TWHEThe walls have ears
  • TWIMCTo whom it may concern
  • TWITAThat's what I'm talking about
  • TWIWIThat was interesting wasn't it
  • TXThanks
  • TXSThanks
  • TXT IMText instant message
  • TXT MSGText message
  • TYThank you
  • TYCLOTurn your CAPS LOCK off
  • TYGThere you go
  • TYVMThank you very much

U

  • UYou
  • U UPAre you up?
  • U-LYou will
  • U2You too
  • U8You ate?
  • UBSUnique buying state
  • UCWAPUp a creek without a paddle
  • UDH82BMEYou'd hate to be me
  • UDMYou're the man
  • UG2BKYou've got to be kidding
  • UGCUser generated content
  • UNOITYou know it
  • unPCunpolitically correct
  • UNTCOYou need to chill out
  • UOKAre you okay?
  • UPODUnder promise over deliver
  • URYou are
  • UR2KYou are too kind
  • URAPITAYou are a pain in the ass
  • URSAIYou are such an idiot
  • URWYou are welcome
  • URWSYou are wise
  • URYY4MYou are too wise for me
  • URZYours
  • USPUnique selling proposition
  • UTMYou tell me
  • UVUnpleasant visual
  • UWIWUYou wish I was you

V

  • VBGVery big grin
  • VBSVery big smile
  • VCVenture capital
  • VCDAVaya con dios amigo
  • VEGVery evil grin
  • VFMValue for money
  • VGNVegan (or vegitarian)
  • VIPVery important person
  • VIVVery important visitor
  • VMVoicemail
  • VRBSVirtual reality bull sh**
  • VSFVery sad face
  • VWDVery well done
  • VWPVery well played

W

  • w's^What's up?
  • W/With
  • W/EWeekend
  • W/OWithout
  • W/R/TWith regard to
  • w00tWe own the other team
  • W4MWomen for men
  • W8Wait
  • W9Wife in room
  • WADWithout a doubt
  • WAEFWhen all else fails
  • WAFBWhat a f***ing bitch
  • WAFMWhat a f***ing mess
  • WAFSWarm and fuzzies
  • WAFUWhat a f*** up
  • WAGWild ass guess
  • WAIWhat an idiot
  • WAKWhat a kiss
  • WAYDWhat are you doing?
  • WAYNWhere are you now?
  • WBWelcome back (or write back)
  • WBSWrite back soon
  • WBUWhat 'bout you?
  • WCWater closet
  • WCWho cares
  • WCAWho cares anyway
  • WDWell done
  • WDALYICWho died and left you in charge?
  • WDDDWoopie doo da dey
  • WDRWith due respect
  • WDTWho does that?
  • WDYMWhat do you mean?
  • WDYMBTWhat do you mean by that?
  • WDYSWhat did you say?
  • WDYTWhat do you think?
  • WEWhatever
  • WEGWicked evil grin
  • WETSUWe eat this sh** up
  • WFWay fun
  • WFMWorks for me
  • WGWicked grin
  • WGAFFWho gives a flying f***
  • WIBAMUWell I'll be a monkey's uncle
  • WIBNIWouldn't it be nice if
  • WIIFMWhat's in it for me?
  • WIIFYWhat's in it for you?
  • WILCOWill comply
  • WIMWoe is me
  • WIPWork in process
  • wirldWorld
  • WISPWinning is so pleasureable
  • WITWordsmith in training
  • WITFITSWhat in the f*** is this sh**?
  • WITWWhat in the world
  • WIUWrap it up
  • wkewlWay cool
  • WLMIRLWould like to meet in real life
  • WMHGBWhere many have gone before
  • WMMOWSWash my mouth out with soap
  • WMPLWet my pants laughing
  • WNOHGBWhere no one has gone before
  • WOAWork of art
  • WOGWise old guy
  • WOMWord of mouse
  • WOMBATWaste of money, brains and time
  • WOOFWell off older folks
  • wootWe own the other team
  • WOPWithout papers
  • WOTAMWaste of time and money
  • WOTDWord of the day
  • WPWell played
  • WRTWith regard (or respect) to
  • WRUWhere are you?
  • WRUDWhat are you doing?
  • WTWho the?
  • WTWithout thinking
  • WTBWant to buy
  • WTFWhat the f***
  • WTFDYJSWhat the f*** did you just say?
  • WTFGDAWay fo f***ing go dumb ass
  • WTFHWhat the f***ing hell
  • WTFWYCMWhy the f*** would you call me?
  • WTGWay to go
  • WTG4a\\%/Want to go for a drink?
  • WTGPWant to go private?
  • WTHWhat the heck
  • WTHOWWhite trash headline of the week
  • WTMIWay too much information
  • WTSWant to sell
  • WTSDSWhere the sun don't shine
  • WTSHTFWhen the sh** hits the fan
  • WTTMWithout thinking too much
  • WUWhat's up
  • WUFWhere you from
  • WUWHWish you were here
  • WUWHIMAWish you were here in my arms
  • wuzwas
  • wuz4dinaWhat's for dinner?
  • wuzupWhat's up?
  • WWJDWhat would Jesus do?
  • WWSDWhat would Satan do?
  • WWYWhere were you?
  • WXWeather
  • WYCMWill you call me?
  • WYDWhat you doing?
  • WYFMWould you f*** me?
  • WYGIWYPFWhat you get is what you pay for
  • WYMWhat do you mean?
  • wymynwomen
  • WYPWhat's your problem?
  • WYRNWhat's your real name?
  • WYSWhatever you say
  • WYSIWYGWhat you see is what you get
  • WYSLPGWhat you see looks pretty good
  • WYTWhatever You Think
  • WYWHWish You Were Here

X

  • X-I-10Exciting
  • XLNTExcellent
  • XMEExcuse me
  • XOXOHugs and kisses
  • XQZTExquisite
  • XTCEcstasy
  • XXCCKiss kiss cuddle cuddle

Y

  • YYes
  • YWhy?
  • YAYet another
  • YA yayaYet another ya-ya
  • YABAYet another bloody acronym
  • YACCYet another calendar company
  • YAFIYGIYou asked for it you got it
  • YAJWDYou ain't just whistling dixie
  • YAOTMYet another off topic message
  • YATFMYou are too f***ing much
  • YAUNYet another Unix nerd
  • YBFYou've been f***ed
  • YBSYou'll be sorry
  • YBYYeah baby yeah
  • YBYSAYou bet your sweet ass
  • YCMTSUYou can't make this sh** up
  • YCTYour comment to
  • YDKMYou don't know me
  • YGBKYou've gotta be kidding
  • YGBSMYou've gotta be sh**ing me
  • YGLTYou're gonna love this
  • YGMYou've got mail
  • YGTBKYou've got to be kidding
  • YGWYPFYou get what you pay for
  • YHMYou have mail
  • YICYours in Christ
  • YIUYes I understand
  • YIWGPYes I will go private
  • YKWYou know what?
  • YKWIMYou know what I mean
  • YLHYour loving husband
  • YLWYour loving wife
  • YMYour mother
  • YMAKYou may already know
  • YMMDYou make (or made) my day
  • YMMVYour mileage may vary
  • YNKYou never know
  • YOYOYou're on your own
  • YRYeah right
  • YSYou stinker
  • YSANYou're such a nerd
  • YSDIW8Why should I wait?
  • YSICWhy should I care?
  • YSKYou should know
  • YSYDYeah sure you do
  • YTBYou're the best
  • YTRNWYeah that's right now what?
  • YTTTYou telling the truth?
  • YUPPIESYoung urban professionals
  • YWYou're welcome
  • YWIAYou're welcome in advance
  • YY4UToo wise for you
  • YYSSWYeah yeah sure sure whatever

Z

  • zergTo gang up on someone
  • ZMGOh my gosh
  • ZOMGOh my gosh
  • ZZZSleeping bored tired

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